Show 9

Silly Burke

Rich and Nick are back and have taken their usual mix of up to the minute news and air filling nonsense and added offending people who do charity work. Don’t worry it’s just a trojan horse for having a bash at everyone’s least favourite C listers – the boys love charity; Rich once did a fun run – well half a one. Enjoy!

Show 9

Show 8

If you had a time machine would you be in a hurry?

The boys are back after a few      months off to investigate the logistics of setting up a finishing school for young ladies at the foot of the Pyrenees and they’ve finally recorded what people are already calling show8

Hear them muse on New York, Dublin, Madam Tussauds, the evils of recycling, modern day Jedi worship, what they’d do with a time machine and why Dr. Emmet Brown was always in a hurry!

Show 7

Is it ever OK to enjoy crime?

Well, obviously not when it’s the film Buster. But apart from that?

Rich and Nick tackle the thorny issue of jewellery heists, bank robberies and Robin Hood in Show 7. As well as discussing the less thorny issues of cheese on the moon and the witch of Wooky Hole.

Enjoy! And please leave your comments – or suggestions for what thorny issues they should tackle in the next show – below.

Show 6

Is the news, quite literally, breaking?

Incessant, dumb news being the hot topic of Rich And Nick’s new podcast episode, aka Show 6. Which, far from being incessant and dumb, will take up only 35 minutes of your busy schedule this month, and enlighten you. Especially when it comes to ways of entertaining yourself in garden centres.

But don’t just take our word for it – listen! And enjoy the boys’ discussions about:

• Las Vegas
• Garden Centres
• The Tube strike
• Chuck Norris
• Unfortunate names
• The Guinness Book of Records
• News, and Nick’s problem with it
• Question Time, and Rich’s problem with it
• Newsreaders Rich and Nick would like to do

So there you go. Sorry that there’s no quirky human interest story at the end of it. Unless you count Nick talking about how lovely Krishnan Guru-Murthy is, that is.

Show 5

Yes, it’s Show 5! And Rich and Nick have changed somewhat:

But don’t worry, they’re not really splitting up. Au contraire (that’s French for ‘au contraire’)- they can hardly keep their hands off each other, as they once again set the world to rights in Show Number 5. Up for discussion  this time:

• Why Rich should do something
• Star Trek: the movie
• People who have one good idea
• Why we should invade Monte Carlo
• The Jordan and Peter split
• Pancake-eating in Eastern Europe
• How Nick would like to die
• Rubbish superheroes
• Twin towns

Enjoy. And remember to leave us your feedback and/or suggested topics for Show 6 in a comment below!

Show 4

Who shot JFK? Should Susan Boyle be shot? And how did Nick celebrate his birthday? Did it involve a shooting? Rich and Nick  discuss all these burning topics and more in Podcast Show 4. In fact, they discuss:

•    Nick’s ever-shifting birthday
•    Susan Boyle, Leona Lewis and manipulation (sadly not by Leona Lewis)
•    Jumping out of windows
•    Following your SatNav just that little bit too closely
•    Robbing policemen
•    And how conspiracy theories are all out to get us

Don’t forget to leave a comment below or send your suggestions for topics for the next show to richandnickpodcast@googlemail.com.

Show 3

Welcome, listeners, fans, friends, Romans, countrymen – yes, even those of you living in the country – to Podcast Show 3! In which you can enjoy Rich and Nick’s musings about:

·         Nick’s big porn TV

·         The film Watchmen

·         Rich’s life being destroyed

·         The stupidity of chocolate bar names

·         Andrea’s ‘relaxed’ work ethic

·         Norwich Union or Aviva?

·         Kidnapping men’s genitalia

·         Is sorcery a viable career path?

·         Anger management classes

·         The mental Mayor of Kiev

·         Are world leaders secretly childish?

·         Nick’s fight over pan-fried salmon

·         Rich’s fight over duck and ginger

Show 2

Click here to listen to Show 2, in which Rich and Nick discuss the following burning topics:

· Their new producer, Andrea (not pictured)

· Nick’s highlight of 2009 so far

· Transformers: The Movie

· How Rich struggles on the computer game ‘Piglet’s Big Adventure’

· Renting your wedding guests

· The world’s worst fire-fighters

· How every person on the planet is completely incompetent

· Arresting farmyard animals (pictured) and the implications

· The need for the Oscars

· TV weather forecasts

Show 1

It’s the pilot! And Show 1 finds Rich and Nick talking about…

·         How Rich ruined Woolworths

·         The lack of security in Nick’s flat

·         Karaoke performances

·         Nick’s inability to use a calculator

·         The rubbish gifts Rich gives at Christmas

·         Criminals who turn themselves in at the cop shop and live to regret it

·         Snakes inserted into body orifices

·         The imposter in Status Quo

·         The ridiculous title that is Quantum of Solace

·         Other pressing James Bond issues

·         TV gameshows

The Rich And Nick Podcast is HERE!

Yes, quite literally: here. On this website.

And why not kick off your listening pleasure with Show 1?

Or even Show 2. Or, hell, Show 3. Why not, eh?

Rich, Nick and Andrea want to hear from you. No, they do. Honestly. Leave us your comments below, and/or email Rich and Nick at richandnickpodcast@googlemail.com. Send us your stories, your comments, your knickers. All are gratefully received. Especially the comments.